The other day Steve and I were lounging on the couch, flipping through channels on the TV. He stopped at some guy movie.

Him: This is such a good movie!

Me: Dude, how many times are you gonna watch this movie?

Him: No, fool, you're getting mixed up with 300. This is Gladiator.

Me: Oh. Still boring.

Him: There's Russell Crowe. He's a good guy. His name is Something-Maximus.

Me: Gluteus Maximus?

Him (in all seriousness): Yeah, I think so.

Me: Hahahaha!

Him: What?

Me: Gluteus maximus means "butt," you fool.

Like a scene straight out of Beavis and Butt-Head Get Married.

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