I called Steve while on my way to meet him for Bugaboo's doctor appointment.

Me: Where are you?

Him: Still at home, getting ready to go.

Me: Oh good! I forgot her immunization card.

Him: Good thing I didn't leave yet. Where is it?

Me: It's either in the safe or in my Troy Bolton suitcase.

In my defense, it was a gift.

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